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Yu Hasebe is a member of the J-Pop group dream, and one of its original three. She made her debut as a gravure idol in 2004.

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Name: Hasebe Yu
Birthday: January 17, 1986
Birthplace: Gifu Prefecture
Blood type: A
Height: 155cm
Bust: 75cm
Waist: 60cm
Hips: 80cm

If you look at the photo carefully and verge your eyes to the far right it seems one person wasn’t having too much fun. :~

Baddude here, the baddest motherfucker to ever hit this side of the solomon islands is chiming in to help you fat and sadistic internet motherfuckers LAY SOME FUKKIN WOMENZ, LAWL.

For those who have been scratching balls for past 100 years, Scene girls are girls with tons of makeup, listen to mostly shitty music and like to take pics of themselves in their undies; lulz usually ensues when the fat ones post, although this is a rarity cuz scene girls usually have nice petite bodies, eg;

NOW YOU KNOW! Although, this is only the start. Scene girls are delicate creatures, they consider themselves ‘individuals’ even though they dress EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME as each other, you need to pay attention to detail in order to ram it in the pooper. In order to approach them, you need the right look in order for them to trust you, due to the fact that they only tend to stick around their kind; shave half your head, throw some tight black jeans on and a skinny top — you may look like a fag-bag but they love it (trust me, i’m not doing this to lulz at you when I see you walking down the street, fucking faggot LOL).

Now you are approachable, thus, you need a topic of conversation in order to strike up a bleak and emotionial interaction with them; study up on your shitty emo music and you should be right.

I’ve compressed this guide into a simple format for you fuckers in case it’s tl;dr. Good luck bitches.

1. Get Internets
2. Troll Myspace
3. Find Womenz
4. ?????
5. Profit!!!
6. Downloads a map.

“DC Talk - Jesus Is Still Alright With Me” is not alright.

“Vanilla Ice - Ninja Rap” possibly one of the worst songs/clips EVER.

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry watching “Gunther - Tuuti Fruti Summer Love”

This clip by “Zlad - Elektronik Supersonik” speaks for itself.

Well I wouldn’t say this is one of the worst film clips out there but “Daler Mehndi - Tunak Tunak Tun” is fucking funny.

I dunno if this shit was cool in Sweden (or wherever it’s from) but “Mervi Vesala - Ohjaaja” is fucking tragic.

This week dunefield.com showcases tragic music artists and film clips that makes your eyes and ears bleed.

First up is “Blazin Hazen - Average Homeboy”.